Thursday, October 11, 2007

The Most Awkward Commercial of 2007 goes to...

You, George Bush!
Yes, that's right, you!
You're probably in shock, because I bet that, besides the presidency, you've never really won anything before. Well, today's your lucky day, because you've been given a big, metaphorical golden WTF trophy... (But come to think of it, you probably already have several.)
The piece of work that brought forth the creation of this award?
Watch, and contain yourself.

There are several things that are wrong with this commercial:
1. It's about sex and happens to have been created by the Bush administration.
2. There's actually a campaign for abstinence.
3. Ironically, that one chick in the stable is actually leaning quite provocatively.
4. Every person that says "sex" in this commercial turns it into a two-syllable word.
5. It is basically threatening your TV-watching children with "if you even think about having sex before marriage, you will fail at everything." (Last time I heard, sex, in today's culture, brings forth success.)
6. They had the audacity to stop filming before the red-haired chick could finish with "...but then i'll forget about it."

2 comments:

Pinky said...

ohh my godd, it was a long time without coming here...

i liked your WTF tesis about george bush!

Blanche said...

hey I found u by means of The Kills blog which I refresh regularly.

anyways this commercial is totally wack! Sex saved for marriage is a religious ordeal which doesn't make sense why they'd publicize that on television bc in this country we have separation b/w church and state therefore bush has no idea "wtf" hes doing. Good thing his ass will be gone soon!

cheers

 

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