Wow.

For those of you who are sitting at home, thinking, "Man, I wish I could find a cock ring at the drugstore," good news. Because now you can.

Recently, Trojan has released a line of cock rings. No joke.

There are several thoughts that this provokes for me...

1. What the fuck?

2. Why do men get to have all the fun?! Urrrrghh.

"What the fuck" is the main one, though. My feminism will stay out of this here topic.

Of course, considering the laws against sexual instruments being sold in certain states, you can't get them in Alabama, Tennessee, Georgia, and the like.

Oh, you poor erect Southerners.