Friday, January 9, 2009

WHAT?! No.

For several years I have harbored a strong crush on hispanic heartthrob Gael Garcia Bernal, a man who could always count on a Top 5 spot in my To-Do List. Year after year, my obsession did not falter, until it sort of just subsided.

Upon receiving certain news, I have realized the crush never died in the first place. After mourning his BFF Diego Luna's being taken off the market by some chick two years old than me, it saddens me to realize I'll be mourning his as well.
Gael Garcia Bernal had a KID. With some chick named Dolores Fonzi.

I hate you already, Dolores Fonzi. Even though you are mad hot.


Erika said...

Whoa. In the same vein of WTF marriages, did you hear that Zooey Deschanel is engaged to BEN GIBBARD? Mr. Death Cab For Cutie? She'll be Mrs. Cutie! WTF?

Sometimes you just don't see these things coming.

Lolita Hazed said...

WHAT?! WTF?! Where the hell does this stuff come from??
Oooh, and Michael C. Hall just eloped with Jennifer Carpenter, who plays HIS SISTER on Dexter. AWKWARD. And maddening. Because Michael C. Hall is hot.

Frijolita said...

I was so disappointed when I heard about this!!! I've loved Diego since I saw him in Y tu Mama Tam Bien. At least they make a cute couple, although I did like him paired up with Natalie Portman.


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