Wednesday, October 22, 2008

It's all been done... or has it?

Oh my GOD, over the past few years, slutty costumes have REALLY gone out of control. Really. I've seen a slutty bumblebee, a slutty Care Bear, a slutty Harry Potter... dear God, I'd thought I'd seen them all. But as the years go on, I just seem to find ones that trump the ridiculousness of yore. For example:Someone, somewhere in this country, will or actually has worn this. Notice how the eyes are so strategically placed? The slutty costume industry is seeming more and more like the porn industry-- any idea is acceptable, no matter how ridiculous, and if it's been done before, we'll just do it again. Sooner or later, all the ideas will be used.

But I was wondering... what hasn't been done? What would be the most unexpected slutty costumes? Here are my ideas...
  • a pile of laundry
  • a bottle of bleach
  • a tree
  • a trash can
  • an ear
  • a house
  • a marshmallow
  • Barack Obama
  • a rabid possum
What's the dumbest slut costume you've ever seen? I'm all ears.
Also, my ideas could improve. I'm on a mission to make this list better, so what's your ridiculous idea that you don't think anyone's ever done?


Valentina said...

Has there ever been a slutty pope? I think papal costumes are a vast untapped market in the slut costume industry. What about a slutty garbage woman? A slutty prison guard? A slutty version of humpty dumpty? So. Many. Possibilities.

Hmm I think we know what we're doing for halloween this year!

lolitahazed said...

OMG I just Googled them ALL. None have been done! GO FOR IT!
See? Your ideas are BETTER. You should make a job out of this talent.

Ugh. I wish someone would give me a ticket to LA. What. Evz.

Valentina said...

Haha, I'm so glad to know that I've finally found my calling in life. Fuck college man, I'm going to go out into the world and make my fortune as a purveyor of tasteless costumes. Hows about a slutty Eric Cartman? Or a slutty taxi driver? OMG, I HAVE TO STOP.


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